Ad for Tide Laundry Detergent:
(Thomas spills drink on Jake at a party)
Jake: Wow, dude... Way to stain my shirt!
Thomas: Chill. I've got the solution; follow me! (walk down to the laundry room, echoing footsteps and a door opens. Washing machine can be heard in the background.) Throw your shirt in here. With over 15 varieties of Tide and a formula that's been perfect over 80 years, you're sure to find one that fits your needs. Taking this stain out should be no problem with Tide Acti-Lift!
Jake: Are you kidding? Where can I get it?
Thomas: 9 out of 10 times you can get your Tide fix at any local convenient store! You can't go wrong with Tide laundry detergent! (Washer stops, Jake takes our the shirt)
Jake: Wow! This looks "totes" fresh!
Thomas: I told you, man. Don't miss out on Tide: the Cadillac of laundry detergent at the price of a Ford!
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